tall tale

Once apon a time there was this cowboy but not any kind of cowboy this one was different, he could do anything he wanted, if it was to ride one bull after the other or steal your girlfriend or walk a bull down the street like if it was a dog. Nobody like this poor cowboy because he had the worst attitude ever, all he ever cared about was himself and he did not pay attention to anyone else he did not care who was behind him in rankings, he knew he was first and thats all that mattered.
Well one day he gets on this bull named amanda and its a real big and mean bull, you could just tell this bull was mean from the look in his eye but, that cowboy wasn't scared of nothing. He jumped on this ol' bull and took off and rode to the buzzer plus more just to show everybody he could ride anything and I'd least say he stayed on that bull for about an hour maybe an hour and a half, but who knows how long he stayed on because at one point I heard he stayed on for two days and I couldn't even imagaine that. This bull weighed at least 100,000 pounds compared to the 50 pound cowboy who was stronger than a ox.
After a while and a few yawns go by the cowboy lands on his feet (didn't even get dirty, and didn't even lose his hat) and hes still fighting mad at the bull, because thats just how all cowboys are but I wouldn't know I'm not one, but anyways hes still mad and the bull is still mad so amanda (the bull) jumps up on two feet and starts fighting the cowboy and there both swinging at each other trading punches like two little four year old kids fighting over a fire truck. Well ol' big amanda thinks hes bad and knocks out the cowboy and the cowboy is just lying there on the ground just like I been lying to you since about 8:10 AM when I started this thing!